DON JAMIESON OF “THAT METAL SHOW” NAMED AS COLDCOCK WHISKEY BRAND AMBASSADOR!
Oh Don Jamieson…you lucky bastard. You already lead a pretty damned charmed life as a renowned comedian, metal guru and your gig as co-host of the almighty “That Metal Show.” Is that not enough for you, you selfish SOB? You just had to go and up the ante didn’t you?
Please don’t get us wrong. We weren’t jealous of your many achievements thus far, as we’re all huge fans here at RockRevolt™Magazine. But you have now attained what we as broke, semi-alcoholic writers can only dream of: all the COLDCOCK American Herbal Whiskey you can pour down your smooth-talking throat as their new brand ambassador! And that Sir, impresses the hell out of us!
As noted in the press release we just received: Don states, “I hope everyone will raise their fist and their glass in celebration of my joining the COLDCOCK Whiskey family. Cheers!”
Yes, our fists and glasses are raised to you in homage, and in all sincerity and pun we say, “Cheers to you Don Jamieson…you lucky, cocky bastard! Cheers!”
Equally stoked are the folks at COLDCOCK. “We are thrilled to welcome Don Jamieson to the COLDCOCK family! We love his material and we are all huge fans of “That Metal Show”, adds COLDCOCK founder and Zeiler Spirits CEO Rick Zeiler. “We believe that our mutual love for the metal world is going to lend itself to a beautiful pairing. I am excited to see what the future holds for Don Jamieson and COLDCOCK Whiskey!”
Well Rick, we’re not psychic or anything, but we are fairly certain that the future entails Don Jamieson and many untold metal musicians swilling down COLDCOCK WHISKEY like water from a desert mirage on the set of “That Metal Show” and that is very exciting indeed! Brilliant, in fact!
COLDCOCK American Herbal Whiskey has some major music industry heavy-hitters behind it such as John Reese (co-creator of the ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM & UPROAR FESTIVALS) and Michael Arfin (AGI), strategic partners like Schecter Guitar Research, Century Media Records, Peavey Electronics and spirits industry leaders Rick Zeiler and Sarah Zeiler.
Don sporting some COLDCOCK sweet swag!
As if COLDCOCK isn’t rock-hard enough - the brand boasts investors like Kerry King (SLAYER), David Draiman (DISTURBED), Ashley Purdy (BLACK VEIL BRIDES), Miles Doughty (SLIGHTLY STOOPID) and Raul Bianchi (THE EXPENDABLES).
COLDCOCK American Herbal Whiskey is available now in Arizona, California, Nevada, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, DC, Nebraska, Tennessee, Georgia, Indiana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Texas and South Carolina, with more states joining the ranks throughout the year.
So, if you’re lucky enough to live in one of those fine states - get a bottle, pull the hammer back and TAKE YOUR SHOT! This is some damn, fine stuff…
Don Jamieson’s sophomore comedy album, Hell Bent for Laughter, will release on March 18, 2014 via Metal Blade Records.
In the meantime, he can be found anywhere and everywhere getting shamelessly shitballz-buzzed on COLDCOCK American Herbal Whiskey. Bottoms up, Metal brother…bottoms up! (insert fistpumps here)
For more information and to demand COLDCOCK American Herbal Whiskey where you live visit: www.coldcockwhiskey.com
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